Big Game Lover Gifts

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Jungle Games

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

Yoyos

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Roadkill Restaurant

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Electronic Abacus

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Steeee-rike three!'

"I spy something blue."

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

Whack A Soul.

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.