Big Game Lover Prints

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Sweep the board.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Jungle Games

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Yoyos

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'Steeee-rike three!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

Roadkill Restaurant

Whack A Soul.

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

"I spy something blue."

Electronic Abacus

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Not 'carbs'! I said, 'count cars'!'

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

'Ready or Not here I come.'