Big Game Hunter Prints

Lion: dark meat or light?

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

I tell you what, the "Great White Hunter" turned even whiter when his gun jammed while I was charging! Boy he can climb trees quickly...

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Animal Hats

"Rhino Poachers !"

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"Yeah, almost didn't make it out of that one."

Colonel Bagshot.

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'He got game.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

"So I said to the guide, wave your arms to distract him while I aim. Then my gun jammed."

'That was my first ever kill.'

England and Germany

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'Sure there was a bad side to hunting, but there was also the excitement, the challenge, the romance of it.'

'George,your big game guide is here.'

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy