Big Game Adventurer Prints

'Best retriever I've ever had!'

'I know it's politically incorrect, but God, I hated that rhino!'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

Kid tries to plug in a book.

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Arcarde Patrol

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Claw Machine Head

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

Alien Arcade

Kid plays video game, TV fires bullets at parents.