Big Game Adventurer Pillows

'Best retriever I've ever had!'

'I know it's politically incorrect, but God, I hated that rhino!'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Now this was a crafty one!'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Arcarde Patrol

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

Claw Machine Head

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

Alien Arcade

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'