Big Game Collector Prints

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

I was expecting something a little more advanced

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

"Hardscrabble"

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

Something above the common

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

Tape wins

Trump falls at Pennsylvania Avenue in Monopoly.

Rock paper scissors before paper or scissors.

"Dad, can I have a new conker?"

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

Toys and Games. When you told me to order play dough, did you mean modeling compound or Monopoly money?

'Whack 'em Jack 'em Robots'- A parody of a nostalgic toy

Clown gets lots of room in crowded elevator

Bully playing conkers with a computer.

"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"

Big Game Hunting

'New Health Scabble' - No E's

Tell Laurel that I'm sorry. I'll try to listen better. I'll pay more attention to her and I'll try to be less distracted. Our relationship is more important to me than some silly new Apple Macbook that is the thinnest most beautiful laptop ever constructed. She's more important than the sleek and sexy iPhone, the gorgeously rendered collector's edition of Grand Theft Auto IV, or the winsome pitch of an incoming text message. You'll tall her that for me? Not in so many words.

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'