Big Game Collector Gifts

"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

"Hardscrabble"

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

Something above the common

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

Rock paper scissors before paper or scissors.

Tape wins

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

"Dad, can I have a new conker?"

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

Big Game Hunting

'Do you have this shoe in size 34DD?'

Bully playing conkers with a computer.

0-D Chess

Barrel of Monkeys

'New Health Scabble' - No E's

Cattle shy

'Whack 'em Jack 'em Robots'- A parody of a nostalgic toy