Video Game Collector Gifts

Tell Laurel that I'm sorry. I'll try to listen better. I'll pay more attention to her and I'll try to be less distracted. Our relationship is more important to me than some silly new Apple Macbook that is the thinnest most beautiful laptop ever constructed. She's more important than the sleek and sexy iPhone, the gorgeously rendered collector's edition of Grand Theft Auto IV, or the winsome pitch of an incoming text message. You'll tall her that for me? Not in so many words.

'New Game'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Children of the Cornhole

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

I was expecting something a little more advanced

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

"Hardscrabble"

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

Something above the common

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'Where did we put away childish things?'

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

"Dad, can I have a new conker?"

PacMan brain

Rock paper scissors before paper or scissors.

Trump falls at Pennsylvania Avenue in Monopoly.

Tape wins

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

Battledore and shuttlecock.

Cattle shy

Toys and Games. When you told me to order play dough, did you mean modeling compound or Monopoly money?

Bully playing conkers with a computer.

Crap! Get out of anything free. This card may be used by family and friends.

0-D Chess