Retro Game Collector Gifts

'Whack 'em Jack 'em Robots'- A parody of a nostalgic toy

Lincoln Logs, Lincoln Leaves, Lincoln Gutters

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'New Game'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

Phone Call

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

Candy Land for Adults

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Children of the Cornhole

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

Retro Kid.

"Take away their Game Boys!"

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

"Here, a white blood cell attacks invaders...I've just simplified the graphics."

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

Something above the common