Retro Game Enthusiast Gifts

'Gonorrhea,syphillis,chlamydia,herpes,HIV positive,genital warts...'

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

"How long have those two been inside?"

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

What the butler saw machine - 'And people pay hard earned money to see this rubbish?'

Children's games and technology

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

'New Game'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."