Retro Gaming Enthusiasts Gifts

"Who ate all the dots?"

"A quarter? You mean this isn't a free game app?"

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Edison invents the personal stereo

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'It's an antique!'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."