Retro Gamers Gifts

Coronavirus Pacman Game.

Date Night

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Remember the good old days when throwing virgins into a volcano wasn't done virtually?'

In the old days kids used to play marbles. What's a marbles?

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

"So, Gramps, did you fight the World War on Nintendo or Playstation?"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Children's games and technology

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

"The record player is skipping again."