Retro Game Lovers Gifts

"What will you do with all the time you used to waste?"

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

'What happened to the hopscotch we used to know, Edgar?'

Arcade game strangling player after 'Game over'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'New Game'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Date Night

"So, Gramps, did you fight the World War on Nintendo or Playstation?"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.