Retro Game Fan Gifts

Candy Land for Adults

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"

"No fair!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.