Retro Gaming Fan Gifts

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Diamond Geezer.

A Visit from the Ghost of Pre-9/11

"Is the internet down, again?"

"What did you think I was chasing him for?"

Test Your Ram Raiding

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

'It says, 'Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick.''

'Okay, okay, I'll help you as soon as I kill Mega Man.'

'Spin again Ug.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Early Colour TV

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Computer Class.

"Do you do much walking?"