Retro Gaming Fan Gifts

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Diamond Geezer.

"Is the internet down, again?"

Test Your Ram Raiding

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

'It says, 'Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick.''

'Okay, okay, I'll help you as soon as I kill Mega Man.'

'Spin again Ug.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."