Retro Gaming Aficionado Gifts

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Early Colour TV

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'It's an antique!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

Crane Game. Ball Game.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."