Retro Gamer Gifts

A Wii in a manger

Bris-A-Mole

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

"When we were young we didn't have those fancy toys. We had to develop our imaginations."

"At least this supports my theory that we live in a computer simulation."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

The Practice Manager Decided To Solve The Recruitment Problem By Attracting Younger Applicants."

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

Horace had fallen on hard times

The New Game

'On your mark, get set...'

"Wicked - it's a thousand points for getting the star above the stable!"

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

Young Geeks.

Pac-Man Driver.

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

Bronze Age Games

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"Oh, my God! Dots! I used to eat so many of these in the eighties!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Cavemen carving naughts and crosses

"Enough with the video games go out and play!"

Tapper Vaccine

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

What's old is new again.

"Okay, hold really still..."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Lemonade App $1

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Do You Ever Fear You're Not The Protagonist?

A Pac-man coffin

'It's called, 'Move Out Of Mom's Basement.' Only video game I've never been able to complete.'

CD burner.