Retro Game Fans Gifts

No, no! It's "rock breaks stick, stick digs dirt, dirt buries rock"!

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Duel in a wheelchair.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.