Retro Game Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Gonorrhea,syphillis,chlamydia,herpes,HIV positive,genital warts...'

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

"How long have those two been inside?"

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

What the butler saw machine - 'And people pay hard earned money to see this rubbish?'

Children's games and technology

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'New Game'

Computer Class.

Edison invents the personal stereo

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth