Retro Console Collector Gifts

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Old Phones Lasagne

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Phone Call

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

I was expecting something a little more advanced

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Retro Kid.

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

Something above the common

"In my day we had trimphones."

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

Fun and games with wires.

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

The Shape of Progress.