Retro Console Collector Gifts

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Old Phones Lasagne

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Phone Call

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Megatron 2000 Doomsday Computer - 'Wicked! It's got freecell!'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

I was expecting something a little more advanced

Retro Kid.

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

Something above the common

Fun and games with wires.

"In my day we had trimphones."

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

The Shape of Progress.