Retro Audio Collector Gifts

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Old Phones Lasagne

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Phone Call

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Gramophone Headphone

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

"In my day we had trimphones."

'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

The Shape of Progress.

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

"I like living in the past. It makes me think I know where I'm going."

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

Man looking through a bin full of obsolete technology for something to eat.

'Remember when you needed a can opener to open a can of whoop ass?'

The victims of technological advances...

"I'll take that one."