Retro Phone Collector Gifts

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"It's for you."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Nuts to you, too."

Old Phones Lasagne

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Try his land line.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Phone Call

Bell invents the telephone.

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

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"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Mega Phone

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

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The Shape of Progress.

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

Life before mobile phones

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.