Despite having never met her, Larry spent night after night waiting for a phone call from Scarlett Johansson....
Classic Telephone Collector Gifts
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"Yet another reason to forego the landline."
"Nuts to you, too."
"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."
'Try his land line.'
'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'
'He's revisiting his childhood.'
"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."
"He's our back-up if our computers fail."
Playing in the park....child on a leash.
"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."
"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."
"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."
Bell invents the telephone.
"'APP'y Birthday!"
'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'
'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'
"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."
"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"
'Never mind what I'm wearing!'
Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.
"In my day we had trimphones."
"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."
'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'
"Cool phone features of the 90s"
"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."
"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."
"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."
'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'
"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"
Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm
Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore
'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'
Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.
Classic Telephone Collector Gifts Collection
Classic Telephone Collector Mugs
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Classic Telephone Collector Pillows
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Classic Telephone Collector Prints
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Classic Telephone Collector T-Shirts
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