Vintage Telephone Collector Gifts

"So like, what does it actually do?"

"Nuts to you, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"In my day we had trimphones."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'