Vintage Telephone Collector Gifts

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

"So like, what does it actually do?"

"Nuts to you, too."

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Life before mobile phones

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'