Collecting Vintage Phones Gifts

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

Mega Phone

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Dial M for Mummy.

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

Endangered Species

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"Smartphone? What's that?"

'You're lucky. When I was a kid, we had to walk all the way over to the set to turn it on.'

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"

"It's for you."

LOVE your retro phone chic!

'You never see phone booths anymore.'