Vintage Phone Enthusiast Gifts

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

The city found a way to avoid sending some obsolete electronics to a land fill.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

The Final Chapter.

Thermidor Dali

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'I'm on the way!'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"They're both in telemarketing."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"Just relax and hold still."

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.

Telephone explosion

'I haven't the heart to tell her the phone's been cut off for the past hour.'

"No you're not bothering me, what's this about?"

"This one's too smart. Do you have one with only a high school education?"

False alarm; chair salesman

"I'll have to go, we've been talking for ages"