Vintage Phone Enthusiast Gifts

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

The city found a way to avoid sending some obsolete electronics to a land fill.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

The Final Chapter.

Thermidor Dali

'I'm on the way!'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"They're both in telemarketing."

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.

"Just relax and hold still."

False alarm; chair salesman

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

"Daddy!"

'If I give you some of my friends' cell phone numbers, will you leave me alone?'