Vintage Phone Fanatic Gifts

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

The Final Chapter.

Thermidor Dali

'I'm on the way!'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"They're both in telemarketing."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.

"Just relax and hold still."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"No you're not bothering me, what's this about?"

Calls of the Wild Only

"I've aged so much in the past year, my phone no longer recognizes me."

"This one's too smart. Do you have one with only a high school education?"

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

"Daddy!"

'I haven't the heart to tell her the phone's been cut off for the past hour.'

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

"It is a business call. It's my new boss, I quit."

Baggage Horse