Vintage Phone Lovers Gifts

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'I can't hear a thing!'

"In my day we had trimphones."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Endangered Species

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"Smartphone? What's that?"

Dial M for Mummy.

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

"It's for you."

'You never see phone booths anymore.'

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"