Vintage Phone Lovers Pillows

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'I can't hear a thing!'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Grampa says it's what they used to use for social networking!'

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'You'd be getting a better shave, Dad, if you weren't using my RAZR phone.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"Smartphone? What's that?"

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

Endangered Species

Dial M for Mummy.

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

"It's for you."

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"