Retro Phone Enthusiasts Pillows

'You certainly have a lot to learn about making obscene phone calls, young man!'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

Scanning documents

The Pay Phone

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Too hot to Walkman

'I was born way too late.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Plug in Point.

"Didn't I say we should have bought a cordless?"

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

"I wasn't cable-ready."

"Why am I being trained on obsolete equipment?"