Retro Phones Pillows

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'You'd be getting a better shave, Dad, if you weren't using my RAZR phone.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

"Now it's high definition!"

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"OMIGOD! I'm becoming my predecessor!"

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"It's for you."

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

Computer Based Training - the early years

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"