Retro Phones Gifts

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"Now it's high definition!"

"I'm well aware that your e-mail isn't working. I got your first message."

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

"OMIGOD! I'm becoming my predecessor!"

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Scanning documents

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Computer Based Training - the early years

'Don't you dare to burn the food because you're texting with your buddies!'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"It's for you."

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."