Vintage Telephones Gifts

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"Sa-aay,...what's the big idea?!"

'You certainly have a lot to learn about making obscene phone calls, young man!'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'You'd be getting a better shave, Dad, if you weren't using my RAZR phone.'

Dial M for Mummy.

Endangered Species

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"Smartphone? What's that?"

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

LOVE your retro phone chic!

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"

'You never see phone booths anymore.'

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"