Vintage Telephones T-Shirts

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"Sa-aay,...what's the big idea?!"

'You certainly have a lot to learn about making obscene phone calls, young man!'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Dial M for Mummy.

Endangered Species

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"Smartphone? What's that?"

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"

'You never see phone booths anymore.'

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

"It's for you."

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"

'You tned to forget how big and chunky they were!'

LOVE your retro phone chic!

"Thanks for letting me use your telephone, Grandma, but where is the 'Send' button?"