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"Thanks for letting me use your telephone, Grandma, but where is the 'Send' button?"

"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

LOVE your retro phone chic!

'I'm staying in tonight to watch the footie and I hope there's an interactive button to smash up the telly afterwards!'

"That, my son, is a dumbphone."

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Try his land line.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Mega Phone

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

"I think you need to update your mobile device."