Vintage Phone Collector Pillows

"Thanks for letting me use your telephone, Grandma, but where is the 'Send' button?"

"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

LOVE your retro phone chic!

'I'm staying in tonight to watch the footie and I hope there's an interactive button to smash up the telly afterwards!'

"That, my son, is a dumbphone."

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"In my day we had trimphones."

Mega Phone

'It's funny how you old guys call it a 'wireless' still, when the modern word for it is. . . wait. . .that is the modern word for it!'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'