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"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"It's for you."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Nuts to you, too."

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'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

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"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

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"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

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"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

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"In my day we had trimphones."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

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Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'