Retro Phone Enthusiast Pillows

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Boombox

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Luddite Zoom.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

A very long fax

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

STRIP Hambone: Abacus computer

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

Who's who - Who's googled

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"Now turn your head and cough."

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

Hello, Rolf? This is Cecily. I was going to break up with you either on Twitter or Facebook, but my girlfriends told me I should be brave enough and do it the old-fashioned: over the telephone. ! !