Vintage Phone Fanatic Pillows

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

The Final Chapter.

Thermidor Dali

'I'm on the way!'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"They're both in telemarketing."

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"Just relax and hold still."

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"No you're not bothering me, what's this about?"

"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"

Telephone explosion

"I've aged so much in the past year, my phone no longer recognizes me."

"It is a business call. It's my new boss, I quit."

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

'If I give you some of my friends' cell phone numbers, will you leave me alone?'

'I haven't the heart to tell her the phone's been cut off for the past hour.'

Baggage Horse

"This one's too smart. Do you have one with only a high school education?"