Vintage Phone Collectors Pillows

"Smartphone? What's that?"

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"In my day we had trimphones."

Mega Phone

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Endangered Species

Dial M for Mummy.

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

LOVE your retro phone chic!

'You tned to forget how big and chunky they were!'

'You never see phone booths anymore.'

"It's for you."

"Thanks for letting me use your telephone, Grandma, but where is the 'Send' button?"

"So like, what does it actually do?"