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"Cool phone features of the 90s"

"Smartphone? What's that?"

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

Mega Phone

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Dial M for Mummy.

Endangered Species

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

"It's for you."

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"

LOVE your retro phone chic!

'You never see phone booths anymore.'