Retro Phone Aficionado Pillows

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Boombox

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

A very long fax

STRIP Hambone: Abacus computer

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"In my day we had trimphones."

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

Old man with archaic ear horn says: 'This was state of the art when I joined the waiting list ...'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"Now turn your head and cough."

"Didn't I say we should have bought a cordless?"

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

"Me? I'm the flight recorder."

'It mightn't be HD, but it's Christmassy!'

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."