Vintage Phones Gifts

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'You never see phone booths anymore.'

Dial M for Mummy.

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'I was apathetic when I was your age, too, but I didn't have an app for it.'

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"Smartphone? What's that?"

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

Endangered Species

"It's for you."

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"

LOVE your retro phone chic!

'You tned to forget how big and chunky they were!'

"Thanks for letting me use your telephone, Grandma, but where is the 'Send' button?"

Aw, but I always leave bluetooth on.