Vintage Phones Gifts

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'You never see phone booths anymore.'

Surrounded by iPhone users, Harold finds himself unable to answer his unfashionable cellphone.

Dial M for Mummy.

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"In my day we had trimphones."

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'I was apathetic when I was your age, too, but I didn't have an app for it.'

'You'd be getting a better shave, Dad, if you weren't using my RAZR phone.'

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"Smartphone? What's that?"

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'

Endangered Species

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'