Vintage Phone Aficionado Gifts

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'You tned to forget how big and chunky they were!'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

The Final Chapter.

Children and technolohgy

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"They're both in telemarketing."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"Oh, hello darling..."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

'Texting Bee'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"Just relax and hold still."

"In my day we had trimphones."

'Phone thief' stealing a phone box.

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'So are you seeing anyone?'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Phone Henge

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore