Vintage Phone Aficionado Gifts

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'You tned to forget how big and chunky they were!'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

The Final Chapter.

Children and technolohgy

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"They're both in telemarketing."

"Oh, hello darling..."

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Texting Bee'

"Just relax and hold still."

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Phone thief' stealing a phone box.

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'So are you seeing anyone?'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Phone Henge

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Got to go. I think my phone is dying."

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'