Antique Phone Aficionado Gifts

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Children and technolohgy

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"They're both in telemarketing."

"Oh, hello darling..."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

'Texting Bee'

Owl answers telephone.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"In my day we had trimphones."

'So are you seeing anyone?'

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'Phone thief' stealing a phone box.

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

Phone Henge

"I think you need to update your mobile device."