Retro Phone Enthusiasts Gifts

'You certainly have a lot to learn about making obscene phone calls, young man!'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Luddite Zoom.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

Scanning documents

The Pay Phone

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'I was born way too late.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

The iSaw

Too hot to Walkman

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

Plug in Point.

"Didn't I say we should have bought a cordless?"

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

"I wasn't cable-ready."