Retro Phone Collectors Gifts

"In my day we had trimphones."

Old Phones Lasagne

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Phone Call

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

The Shape of Progress.

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

Man looking through a bin full of obsolete technology for something to eat.

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

Endangered Species

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

"Smartphone? What's that?"

'WHAT?!' (people with headphones on).