Retro Phone Collectors Prints

"In my day we had trimphones."

Old Phones Lasagne

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Phone Call

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

The Shape of Progress.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

'You'd be getting a better shave, Dad, if you weren't using my RAZR phone.'

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"No, 'Disco Fever' isn't a Discovery Channel medical drama video. It's part of my old 8-track tape collection that I keep in the garage. Why do you ask?"

'I keep the class on task through inexpensive incentives. Last week I gave out some 8-track tapes and a few wide neckties that I purchased on eBay.'

"You get old and somehow hunting and gathering turns into knick-knack collecting."

Man looking through a bin full of obsolete technology for something to eat.

Endangered Species

"Smartphone? What's that?"