Nostalgic Telephone Collector Prints

"This came with a cord that is a mile long. So, it is a mobile device."

"Nuts to you, too."

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Try his land line.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

Kid at front door with mobile. 'Hello Mrs. Howser. Can Jason come out to play?'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"Smartphone? What's that?"

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

'I'm calling you from my grandma's weird phone. She says they used to have leased phones, but I think she meant leashed.'

Endangered Species