Collecting Vintage Phones Mugs

"'APP'y Birthday!"

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

Mega Phone

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'You'd be getting a better shave, Dad, if you weren't using my RAZR phone.'

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

Dial M for Mummy.

Endangered Species

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

"Smartphone? What's that?"

'You're lucky. When I was a kid, we had to walk all the way over to the set to turn it on.'

'Hello, Billy I thought I told you to turn off that cell phone,'

'You tned to forget how big and chunky they were!'

"How are we going to sell more landlines?"

"It's for you."

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"